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  It was a Friday night and Crystal was working at her bar, it was a normal night so not much was going on. All the people loved her bar and knew not to think they were better then her, that was until a man came in dressed in a business suit. He strutted up to the bar and sat down on the wooden bar stool grinning from ear to ear, he then looked at Crystal and said “Hey there lady where’s the man of the bar? I’d like a drink and I don’t want one from some prissy woman like you!” A lot of people in the bar heard what he said and couldn’t believe he would talk to Crystal that way, Crystal looked at him and grinned she then said” well what is your name dear, and secondly I’m afraid I’m the bar owner so if you’d like a drink then ask for one using manners.” The man sat back and grinned saying “Sure thing doll face, my name is Jim and I’d like whatever you’ve got surprise me!” Everyone in the bar knew this was not going to have a good ending to it but watched anyway, Crystal said “...

  It was Saint Patrick’s Day and Jeff decided he was going to trap a leprechaun, he set a trap and waited for the bell to ring. When he heard the noise, he ran and lifted the box up revealing a small brown-haired woman with a green hat and dress on, he couldn’t believe he actually caught a leprechaun. He didn’t know what to do next until the leprechaun crossed her arms and said, “well hello there deary you caught me now what is your wish?” Jeff didn’t know what to wish for and thought for a few minutes then he told her he wished to be irresistible to his fiancé and to have a basket of gold with a rainbow and everything, the woman closed her eyes and said, “once you release me your wish will come true!” Jeff then released her and eagerly waited for his wish and began to feel sleepy, he could hardly keep his eyes open but could swear he saw a strange woman in front of him and like he was being picked up. Then he laid his head over and his arm slid down by his side as he passed...

  It was Superbowl night and Brad, and his girlfriend Sheila were getting ready for the big game, Brad’s team was the Bengals and Sheila’s team was the Rams. Each year they decided to make a bet for fun, but this year was different, they both had a few drinks and Sheila said that if Brad won, she would do whatever he asked and for as long as he wanted. Brad jokingly said that if Sheila won, he would bet his adulthood knowing that it would be impossible for that to happen. They both shook hands and the whole night they were on the edge of their seats; Brad was winning, and the game was a lmost over , and he started bragging and smiling about it. But with the game a lmost in the bag Sheila’s team came back with a little over a minute left and took the lead, then Brad started to get v ery nervous as he hoped his team could score. When the time ran out on the game Sheila’s Rams won the game, Brad laughed at her and said that it was impossible for him to lose his adulthood. Sheila l...