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Crystal's Bar

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  It was a Friday night and Crystal was working at her bar, it was a normal night so not much was going on. All the people loved her bar and knew not to think they were better then her, that was until a man came in dressed in a business suit. He strutted up to the bar and sat down on the wooden bar stool grinning from ear to ear, he then looked at Crystal and said “Hey there lady where’s the man of the bar? I’d like a drink and I don’t want one from some prissy woman like you!” A lot of people in the bar heard what he said and couldn’t believe he would talk to Crystal that way, Crystal looked at him and grinned she then said” well what is your name dear, and secondly I’m afraid I’m the bar owner so if you’d like a drink then ask for one using manners.” The man sat back and grinned saying “Sure thing doll face, my name is Jim and I’d like whatever you’ve got surprise me!” Everyone in the bar knew this was not going to have a good ending to it but watched anyway, Crystal said “Okay
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Jeff's Saint Patricks day surprise

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  It was Saint Patrick’s Day and Jeff decided he was going to trap a leprechaun, he set a trap and waited for the bell to ring. When he heard the noise, he ran and lifted the box up revealing a small brown-haired woman with a green hat and dress on, he couldn’t believe he actually caught a leprechaun. He didn’t know what to do next until the leprechaun crossed her arms and said, “well hello there deary you caught me now what is your wish?” Jeff didn’t know what to wish for and thought for a few minutes then he told her he wished to be irresistible to his fiancé and to have a basket of gold with a rainbow and everything, the woman closed her eyes and said, “once you release me your wish will come true!” Jeff then released her and eagerly waited for his wish and began to feel sleepy, he could hardly keep his eyes open but could swear he saw a strange woman in front of him and like he was being picked up. Then he laid his head over and his arm slid down by his side as he passed out
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No more betting for quite awhile

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  It was Superbowl night and Brad, and his girlfriend Sheila were getting ready for the big game, Brad’s team was the Bengals and Sheila’s team was the Rams. Each year they decided to make a bet for fun, but this year was different, they both had a few drinks and Sheila said that if Brad won, she would do whatever he asked and for as long as he wanted. Brad jokingly said that if Sheila won, he would bet his adulthood knowing that it would be impossible for that to happen. They both shook hands and the whole night they were on the edge of their seats; Brad was winning, and the game was a lmost over , and he started bragging and smiling about it. But with the game a lmost in the bag Sheila’s team came back with a little over a minute left and took the lead, then Brad started to get v ery nervous as he hoped his team could score. When the time ran out on the game Sheila’s Rams won the game, Brad laughed at her and said that it was impossible for him to lose his adulthood. Sheila looke
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Never make fun of other people

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Tim had made fun of a girl in one of his classes today and really made her upset, then one of her friends asked if she wanted to get back at him and to really humiliate Tim so much, he won’t ever forget.     The two girls later that night got together and one of the girls called Tim to come over to her house for a little excitement, of course Tim was so happy to turn it down and decided to go.     Before Tim got there both girls got together with a spell book, the one girl didn’t believe in that sort of thing but thought if it worked it could be fun. The spell was to turn Tim back into a small babbling little baby, but with his grown-up mind so he will never forget it.     The spell called for: 1 strand of hair from the victim, a picture of a baby and lastly a bowl of water. The girls got the picture and water and waited for Tim to arrive, once he did one girl stayed in the room while the other one worked on helping Tim relax.     Minutes later the one girl was on the couch with
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Peter Parker's mistake from fighting Thano's

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  Peter Parker aka Spider-Man was trying to help the avengers with getting the gauntlet away from Thanos , everything was going well until Thanos had enough and removed the time stone from the gauntlet and hit him. Peter disappeared and was back at his aunt Mays house, but something was off, he removed his mask and went to find aunt may.  He then felt a slight pain course through his body, and he bent over because of it, he began to notice the Spider-Man costume began to change as well and screamed out in pain. Aunt may came running to him to see if he was okay, he looked up at her and she began to look different as well. He noticed that her gray hair and wrinkles were beginning to disappear, and her hair turned dark brown , and she began to look noticeably younger, then he felt as his costume seemed to feel looser on him.  When he stood back up straight, he began to notice that aunt May began to look a little taller than him now, then he tried to figure out what caused it and sent
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Jeff should never text and drive *made by Andlat L Fox"

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  On my way home . Jeff texted as he turned left. What do you want to do for dinner? He smiled as he heard the chime that indicated that his girlfriend had responded, but it faded slightly as he saw yet another scolding text about not texting while driving. Texting while driving again? Clearly I'm going to have to teach you a lesson, mister. Jeff was unsure what that meant, but he did not like the sound of it. He felt his stomach ache a bit, as it often did when he got nervous. the stomachache turned into a general tingling, which only made him more concerned. Thankfully, he pulled into the driveway just as the tingling grew substantial enough to make him feel like continuing to drive was dangerous. He tried to unbuckle his seat-belt, but his hands shook too much to accomplish it as the tingling grew even more powerful. He looked down at his hands and gasped as he saw not his hands, but his entire body start to rapidly shrink. His clothes vanished, leaving him in just his underwe
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Jeff is not amused *made by Andlat L Fox*

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